loveistheultimatetrip asked: Because you're so adorable. And you must be just as adorable in baby form!
Brian made that picture of us kissing into his...
loveistheultimatetrip asked: Booooooooooooooooooooooo.
loveistheultimatetrip asked: BABY GEORGIES.
I was wrong, Rick Santorum totally almost called Barack Obama the n-word. I had the volume really low the first time I heard it. Honestly, I’m surprised he hasn’t accidentally let slip a “faggot” or “queer” yet. I thought it was going to be one of those kinds of Freudian slips, ya know?
missmodela: “man we totally raped the other team” “i wish girls these days would have more self respect” “i’m not racist my best friend is black”
*wishes he was at home so he could scan baby...
*remembers he’s going to spend a night eating so much food and having so much sex* YEAH WELL WHO NEEDS BABY PICTURES
true story aka this is totally a heartwarming tale...
so ever since I was a little kid my parents and family have asked me to give them massages and have told me I was pretty good at it and then a few months ago I read a fanfic in which Roy became a certified massage therapist and gave everybody a bunch of massages? idk it was slash and the plot was that Johnny secretly wanted a massage but didn’t want Roy to give him one because he...
Brian and I went to Taco Bell and they totes gave me an extra taco for free
EXPLAIN YOUR WHOLE TUMBLR IN ONE GIF
10secondtapedelay: sweetladygenevieve: little-arabella: darlingdreamingtree: superhumangirl: theonstark: jwesterlings:
Brian finally let me finger him
I guess another reason why I’ve yet to kill myself is because I’m so uncertain of what comes after. I don’t know if I believe in Heaven anymore, and even if I did, I can’t be sure that’s where I’d end up. After all, suicide would be the least of my sins, wouldn’t it?
oh, that dainty immune system
I’m so sick I can’t even stand it but I made dinner for Brian and my mom despite the fact that it feels like someone’s been beating on me with a tire iron and yeah, there is definitely some satisfaction in knowing that in a few days, they’re both going to be just as sick as I am now
hey, fuck you, cold
I really hate having a stuffy nose and I’m still cranky about an extremely rude customer I had today and Brian didn’t call me when he said he was going to
HAPPY TMI FRIDAY
my hands smell like taint sweat well, it’s either them or Brian’s computer
the-ritt-pomney ha contestado a tu publicación: the-ritt-pomney ha contestado a tu publicación:… Muahaha, I’ve already seen it all! oh, well, in that case *dances around a little bit*
the-ritt-pomney ha contestado a tu publicación: Yum, I wanna see some plowin’! *bangs on the window* *shrieks and tries to cover self with blanket*
the-john-tyler asked: Yum, I wanna see some plowin'!
10secondtapedelay ha contestado a tu publicación: 10secondtapedelay ha contestado a tu vídeo: Brian… ….naw…..I’m just seeing the plowing. oh, did you see that? We turned the lights off but I guess we did forget to close the blinds.
10secondtapedelay ha contestado a tu vídeo: Brian insisted that I post this and tell you guys… so you want to plow us like a train? I’m confused NO I’m gonna come after you and yell “get outta there, ya bastard.”
10secondtapedelay: georgshadow: 10secondtapedelay: babybarracuda: georgshadow: babybarracuda: georgshadow: according to Brian “Johnny is delicious” I SHOULD’VE GUESSED +1 TEAM GAGE. *DOES A VICTORY LAP FOR GOOD MEASURE* Brian likes Joooohnny Brian likes Jooohnny besides, Brian just told me that he didn’t like Johnny in the models scene and that he might rethink...
10secondtapedelay: babybarracuda: georgshadow: babybarracuda: georgshadow: according to Brian “Johnny is delicious” I SHOULD’VE GUESSED +1 TEAM GAGE. *DOES A VICTORY LAP FOR GOOD MEASURE* Brian likes Joooohnny Brian likes Jooohnny besides, Brian just told me that he didn’t like Johnny in the models scene and that he might rethink his decision
the-crazy-world-of-bamboozlepig ha contestado a tu publicación: the-crazy-world-of-bamboozlepig ha contestado a tu… Well, at least he’s not thinking the defibrillator is sexy or the biophone is hot. I could handle a Johnny crush, altho I’d be forever reminding him why Roy is so much more awesome. well, personally I think the squad is pretty hot, but not as hot as Adam-12 herself
babybarracuda: georgshadow: according to Brian “Johnny is delicious” I SHOULD’VE GUESSED +1 TEAM GAGE.
the-crazy-world-of-bamboozlepig ha contestado a tu publicación: FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK Hey..upside is, at least he’s not crushing on Dr. Early, right? Or one of the ambulance attendants. Or Mike Stoker’s shank. (oh my god, I’ve GOT to get that godawful story out of my head…) I’d rather him like Early than Johnny. Jeeeeez, I can’t believe it.