March 2012
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OH ME TOO.
ohhhh right. “Jails Have WiFi Now” is my favorite Katy Perry song.
babybarracuda ha contestado a tu publicación: Whatcha gonna do when you get out of jail?
Jails have wifi now… WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO.
…referencing a song
georgshadow asked: Whatcha gonna do when you get out of jail?
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also,
shitty fanfiction is way funnier when you’re taking Vicodin.
lol nerd
Brian’s really into a show called “Burn Notice” and he’s made me watch a bunch of it with him. It’s actually a pretty good show; it reminds me of a modern, more explosion-y “It Takes a Thief.”
Anyway, last night I lost it and asked him if he’d ever read/written fanfiction of the show, and he says he’s only written fanfics for some video game...
February 2012
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I have an extremely serious issue going on in my life right now.
Like. I don’t know how to describe how serious it is without actually saying what it is, but I don’t plan on actually talking about it for a while.
So just know that I’m having a really, really hard time at the moment.
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I feel like I’m dyin’, and I wish I were dead.
– Buffy Sainte-Marie
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I have a really srs problem
that I don’t want to talk about because it’s just, you know, one of those things. I really just want to lay here and cry while Brian makes me a porkchop.
…which doesn’t even make it better because he keeps drinking all my cranberry juice
OUCH, DAMMIT
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you stupid idiot
all day long I kept thinking of things I wanted to say to Brian, so I wrote them down on post-it notes so I could keep them with me when I called him tonight.
And of course I didn’t have the guts to say any of it to him and we mostly ended up talking about his mom’s dog the whole time.
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ugh sex hurts tonight
Anonymous asked: describe what you and brian's relationship is like?? plz?? i am a fan and i must know more like do y'all see eachother lots and do you exchange presents and is it an open relationship and will you be getting married 1 day?? :]
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WILL THERE BE NES GAMES AT THE RECEPTION?
no, but there will be a rental clown making balloon animals for everyone
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BEST. WEDDING. EVER.
this is what we’ll play for our first dance
loveistheultimatetrip ha contestado a tu foto: WELL now that Brian and I are getting serious I…
I WOULD PROUDLY WEAR THAT DRESS. But who would wear this: blogs.heretv.com/hotgayb…
obviously the grooms will be wearing that
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Did you get your postcard?
I haven’t. D:
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uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
so I gave him a call because I’m paranoid as fuck
andddddd he told me he loves me
marty-mcsuperfly ha contestado a tu publicación: oh my god wtf is wrong with me
that’s sweet. stop crying dammit
I’m not
but I might
oh my god wtf is wrong with me
so uhhhh
I told Brian that if he could think of anything else he wanted to do with/to me next time we see each other that I’d give it some consideration
and he sent me an email telling me what he wants to do — all of it being, in most likely applications, for my enjoyment — but it just makes me want to cry/vomit
ughhhh I’m such a vanilla sex guy, is that okay?
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also
he’s going to shave his beard
which honestly is pretty intense because without it he bears a striking resemblance to Jim Halpert from The Office
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kingbeetle ha contestado a tu publicación: HEY GUYS
Nudity doesn’t bother me because ~*all bodies are beautiful*~
OH MY GOD I am crying tears of egalitarian joy
loveistheultimatetrip ha contestado a tu publicación: HEY GUYS
DO ITTTTTTTTTTTTT.
I had a feeling you would approve
HEY GUYS
Brian wants me to post a picture of him on here
but
I won’t if you guys are going to be offended.
BECAUSE MY FRIENDS’ FEELINGS MATTER
EDIT: it involves nudity
and there will be no pictures of me naked
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peppercyanide ha contestado a tu publicación: i’m sorry to hear that. sweet dreams
uuuuugh don’t you get it SWEET DREAMS WAS A HINT because I was GOING to ask you if the dream catcher I sent you had been working but then I asked about traveling off continent because I’ve been playing Mapcrunch for the last hour because I’m so ill
peppercyanide ha contestado a tu publicación: wait a minute
TELL...
wait a minute
oh, fuck
I KNOW EXACTLY WHO IT WAS