September 2011
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Canon/Not Canon vol.4: Anything is an innuendo if...
CANON: Jim Reed pets a lion and says, “He’s just a big pussycat. Aren’t ya, boy?”
NOT CANON: Substitute Pete Malloy for the lion.
bonus: In both situations, Pete responds, “What happens if he decides to use his teeth?”
I guess I should link to the actual episode whenever possible so here you go
August 2011
Instead of killing myself, I’ll just sit here and listen to Julie London and eat too much food and maybe cry a little bit just to go for the full effect.
Yeah, that works.
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things that make me unnecessarily angry
When people say “ex cetera.” It’s “et cetera.” Learn some fucking Latin, dammit.
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so I might do a commissioned drawing soon?
I’m not sure yet, because I don’t think I want to do it if this chick isn’t willing to pay me a lot. Ordinarily I wouldn’t be like that but she wants me to draw her insultingly godawful OC paired with none other than The Warden. The worst part is that her character isn’t even Superjail!-related, it’s like a Pokemon or some shit.
I don’t even know if I can handle that. She asked me how...
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In four days, I will have been a deviantART member...
I feel like I should be ashamed of myself, but deep down inside I can’t help but be kinda proud.
I mean, Christ, four years? I ought to do a big “look at how much I’ve improved” meme or something but I don’t think anyone would be interested except me.
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A PORTRAIT OF THE GARBAGE AS A TRASHCAN:... →
zaclittle:
So thanks to Tumblr’s weird-ass redesign you won’t be able to put your answers in my ask. Instead, reblog it and fill this shit out! I am interested in your answers. I follow too many people to really know what you fuckers are like, but I enjoy learning! (These questions were submitted by y’all,…
1. If you could have any style of facial hair (doesn’t matter if you’re male or...
shut up honkey
As an Italian-American I really am not amused when I hear blonde, blue-eyed people use the term “guido.”
WELL BUT IT’S ONLY BECAUSE OF JERSEY SHORE
Do you think everything is okay to say because you hear it on TV?
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uh-oh dA, you got problems again
So for some reason everything in my gallery is tagged as being submitted on December 31, 1969.
Like, you know. Before the internet existed.
“but George the internet was actually invented during the 1940s”
shut the fuck up
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DANG IT
You know what sucks about 18th/19th century uniforms? There’s so much piping and bedazzling and shit. As long as it takes to draw, it must’ve taken uniform-makers FOREVERZ to make uniforms.
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in which I gush over a dumb show
So there’s this one episode of Route 66 (“To Walk with the Serpent,” season 2) in which some unnamed government security agency talks Tod and Buz into helping them infiltrate a group of right-wing extremists by pretending to be into the ideology. I’m going to assume it’s ATF because they’re mostly just interested in the plastic explosives the fascists have....
the-crazy-world-of-bamboozlepig replied to your post: whatevs I don’t even care that much anyway
Did you look to see if he was in any of the crowd scenes? I’m thinking that’s where he might have been…can’t remember where it was I heard that at, but someone said he was in one of the crowd scenes. Prolly a blink and you’ll miss it shot.
I figured he’d be in one of those scenes, so...
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“Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof.”
– my neighbor’s dogs
ew
Sometimes I feel okay and then I remember that people write 1984 fanfiction and I want to take a bermixer to my face.
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I want my money back
I am almost nineteen years old.
If this is the most attractive I’m ever going to be, the best I’m ever going to feel, the most energy I’m ever going to have, et cetera, I’m so fucking disappointed.
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