August 2011
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Canon/Not Canon vol.2
Canon: Roy DeSoto/Pete Malloy, but only if you write it from Johnny Gage’s perspective. (E! s.1:ep.10 but I’m too lazy to put in proper MLA format. Or does one use Chicago Manual on tumblr?) If I didn’t have so much shit to do, that would be on ff.net in like ten minutes.
“Give him a kiss for me and tell him to go to sleep.”
Not canon: Johnny Gage/Jim Reed, because...
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let's play "canon/not canon"
Canon: Jim asks, “What’s a rattlesnake?”
Not canon: Pete offers to show him.
I am such a fucking idiot.
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“Even her eyes were muscular.”
– Diana
I’m kind of offended that I haven’t gotten a message from lolsummer69 yet.
July 2011
what the fuck is Pottermore
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you know what
I like how the most insulting thing anyone can come up with to say about Justin Beiber is to call him a girl. Because apparently the worst thing anyone can be is a woman.
And I imagine that the same idiots who say, “haha Justin Beiber is a girl” are probably the same kind of assholes who say that sexism isn’t a problem anymore.
Whatevs, I hope you all die so I can hang out with all my feminist...
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Now that I've heard you talk about buttholes,
I CAN’T LOVE YOU ANYMORE.
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look at this stupid thing I bought
I paid $7 for this horrible thing. It’s like a pin-up kinda (?) of Randy Mantooth, which normally I wouldn’t buy because that’s too stupid even for me, but omgsh seriously look at the expression.
Maybe I’m crazy, but the “How did my life come to this?” look on his face amuses me to no end. It doesn’t turn me on, it just makes me laugh really hard every time I look at it. Maybe it turns me...
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but it pays 8 cents more than minimum wage!
My first day of work went pretty much like this:
(Yeah, I’m totally gonna post a screencap this soon after ranting about how everyone else is obsessed with other books/movies. What are you gonna do about it, mofo?)
SHIT, I’M SO TIRED.
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